I have always been amazed by the sexcapades of my friends and so amused by their tales. from slippery condoms to bloody i.... but I haven't had such a talk for months and ta-ra... a friend and I were having dinner, when we saw... TV personality Ryan Agoncillo in the other table.
My friend told me... "Maliit sya... ". I told her,"Yes, obvious naman sa TV na short sya." And she smiled wickedly and bemingly said to me... "I was not talking about his height mother... " "Ohhh.... hehe :) " Then, we searched the restaurants for cute fafas and I had my friend tell me what their sizes are.. (This is the friend who have thrown me a condom-a used one at that at the dinner table once.. ) so I really got used to her oh so hilarious tiltillating ways....
Some useful information for ladies :
1.) The "rock" is measured in gay lingo in terms of "kamay". Everybody now, form a fist. That is the unit of measurement we should used. Size of fist, isang kamay. Don't let me elaborate why this is the gauge by which they measure this. I think it's self explanatory. So, an average Filipino male is about 2 kamay (or 1/2).
2.) Arabs are rumoured to have the largest rock. In the Philippines, look for tall, lanky guys (yung adik-adik), these guys should be venerated. Of course, exceptions are those with foreign blood , which can reach about 4 1/2 kamays. I innocently asked a friend why tall, lanky guys are huge, she told me that this is where all their muscles were concentrated... ohhh.. interesting really.
3.) Short guys are not to be disregarded. Some small guys (Talking about Ogie) are also gifted. And the myth about the size of shoes and the rock... "So not true!".
Well... that was an interesting evening. I should never look at thin, tall guys the same way again.. (put the little pinky on the lep please for the desired effect.)
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