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While waiting for sandwiches that we ordered, I was asking my officemate regarding the features of his new Nokia MMS phone.

"May video ba yan?" I asked.
"Yup, it has video, FM, mp3 player, u name it, andito sa phone."
"Ah... (light bulb flashing at the top of my head)... so you can make "S** videos with your new phone!"
"Dream mong mag-star sa ganung video noh?", he kidded me. (that's what I like about this guy, sumasakay sa kababawan ng mga jokes ko.. true friend! hehehe :) )
"Yup! Wearing this only this ang gusto kong theme." I jokingly told him.
"EH... MAY BIBILI NAMAN KAYA NG VIDEO MO!" he wittingly retorted.
"Aba... malay mo.. may bumibili nga ng M2A eh?" For those who don't know M2A... go to your nearest Quaipo DVD/CD Dealers to buy one. Katabi yun ng mga M2M.. at G2G.. hehehe :)

Hayyy... it must be the weather... I feel so drowsy and dreamy.... "Piolo, Richard, Dingdong... "


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